Happy Christmas, everyone! I hope you all had great and glorious days with lots of family, food, and presents. I was fortunate enough to have the Christmas story told to me by Isabelle, who is a very adorable four-year-old, so I thought I'd share her version with you.
Mary and Joseph were walking. Well. Joseph was walking, but Mary was riding the donkey. When they got to the hotel, there wasn't any room, so they had to sleep in the barn. With the horses...and the sheep...and the dogs. And then Mary had baby Jesus. And there was a BIIIIIIIG star that was really bright in the sky and the kings saw it and they came to see baby Jesus. And do you want to know what they brought? They brought gold...rice...and oatmeal.
So there you have it. Clearly frankincense and myrrh are out this year. Rice and oatmeal are much better gifts.
So, I, um...got Joyce's Book of the Dark. Yeah. I asked for it. But I'm really excited about it. That, and the kazoo that was in my stocking. My father is crazy.
It just rained all day here, no snow, and I've been going since 8 this morning, cooking, cleaning, presenting....all that fun stuff. I'm ready to just be in my pjs and listen to music and fall asleep quietly in my room.
(Oh, so the other night, I, along with another guy, finished off two fifths of whiskey in about 2 hours. Needless to say I don't remember much of the evening, but I apparently had a pretty ridiculous Irish accent going on)
And Ryan. Every time I see Ryano, I think of that old cartoon, with Lion-o and Cheetara. But I can't for the life of me think of the name of it. Thundercats, maybe? That seems to be something different.
I miss all of you a lot today, sleep well!